I was having a conversation with Blake and I used the word “author”.
Parker: yeah, the author!
Me: Parker, what’s an author?
Parker: the guy in charge of the book
Me: what does the author do to the book?
Parker: he writes it!
Me: great! Who is the guy that draws the pictures?
Parker: the illustrator!
Good job Parker!
Blake: that’s ridiculous!
I teach my kids the important things in life.